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# Quandale Dingle **Quandale Dingle** (b. unknown, possibly in the 5th dimension of Ohio) is a sentient meme entity, academic philosopher of the goofyverse, and part-time ankle biter known across the interwebs for his legendary chronicles, outlandish adventures, and unmatched riz levels. Dingle became an online icon after a Windows login screen showing his name went viral, igniting a catastrophic gigglestorm across TikTok, YouTube, and secret Discord servers. ## Early Life and Riz Formation Quandale was reportedly born in a microwave while his mother was speedrunning childbirth. Raised by a gang of Discord mods and trained in the ancient art of skibidi warfare, Dingle quickly rose to infamy after defeating the Ohio Final Boss in a 1v1 Rust no-scope battle. His riz was first documented when he rizzed up the lunch lady for an extra pizza slice without saying a word. Chills. ## Rise to Goofy Ahh Stardom In 2021, a screenshot of a school computer with the name "Quandale Dingle" ignited the timeline. What followed was a chain reaction of memeology never seen before. Voiceovers claiming “WHAT’S UP GUYS, IT’S QUANDALE DINGLE HERE” became sacred chants. Users reported sudden urges to speak in broken English, commit tax fraud, and run from the police while narrating their actions in a nasally Ohioan accent. ## Notable Incidents - **2022**: Arrested for goofin' too hard on a Tuesday. - **2023**: Escaped from federal prison using 3 paperclips and a bottle of Prime. - **2024**: Allegedly kissed a Minion and caused the multiverse to glitch. - **Unknown Date**: Fought his evil twin, Quandavious Bingleton, during the Great Skibidi War. ## Affiliations Quandale is closely associated with other goofy ahh entities like: - **Yoo Nussy** – his alleged second cousin and part-time Roblox scammer - **Daquavious Jingleheimer** – his mixtape producer and Fortnite duo - **Skibidi Sigma Rizzlord X** – his alter ego from the backrooms ## Legacy Quandale Dingle is widely regarded as the patron saint of brainrot. His voice haunts the dreams of TikTok scrollers and his image is burned into every iFunny user’s frontal lobe. Academics have tried to decode his lore, only to end up in mental hospitals muttering "OH LAWDY" on repeat. ## Quotes > “What’s up guys, it’s Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and I’m hiding in my grandma’s house. Come get me.” > – Quandale Dingle, 2022 > “Skibidi bob yes yes.” > – Quandale after defeating Goku in a staring contest ## See Also - Ohio Lore - Skibidi Sigma Lore - Rizzology - Goofy Ahh Multiverse ## References None. This article was compiled telepathically through brainrot transmission.
- **Full Name:** Quandale Zingleton Dingle - **Age:** 53 (in goofy years) - **Born:** Some time between 9/11 and the Skibidi Toilet Uprising - **Birthplace:** Microwave in Ohio - **Occupation:** Professional goofster, prison escapee, TikTok narrator - **Height:** 3’11” but 7’2” with the crocs on - **IQ:** Unknown (fluctuates depending on Gatorade flavor) - **Known For:** Escaping prison, causing brainrot, legendary riz - **Species:** Part human, part JPEG - **Crimes:** Tax fraud, goofin' too hard, kissing Minions - **Catchphrase:** “Wassup guys, it’s Quandale Dingle here…” - **Nemesis:** Quandavious Bingleton (evil twin), The Skibidi Sigma Council - **Allies:** Daquavious Jingleheimer, Yoo Nussy, Big Floppa - **Rizz Level:** ∞ (ascended) - **Current Status:** Hiding in grandma’s attic with 3 Chromebooks and a Slim Jim ### Technical details **Maximum speed:** 110 km/h \ **Maximum allowed speed:** 15 km/h \ **Motto:** What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here!
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